Dogs: The Best Food!

Everyone gets hungry. And if you're gonna eat it may as well taste good right?
Well if you're gonna kill something, why not make it something annoying - like a dog.
They smell, bark, bite and are stupid as all of America.

The only acceptable reasons for owning a Dog are:
a) the owner is ignorant of the existence of Cats, or
b) the owner is preparing the pup for slaughter and consumption.

Here are some of my favorite websites:
When planning that big dinner party for your boss visit,
* Cuisine of Dog Meat
Stuck for a good book?
* The Cold Dog - "Dog meat is low in fat, and easy to digest"
Perhaps an historical perspective,
* Dog - The Congo Cookbook - "Some missionaries have tasted puppy stew -- perhaps puppy pie -- and have pronounced the flesh to be sweet, glutinous, and palatable."

And the quintessential reference point,
* Delicious Dogs.com - "Because, let's face it, dogs are GOOD FOOD!"

My personal favorites are, the Cheli Dog! while waterskiing and a good ole' Bella Roast! with a group of burly men.




Bon appetite!